skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.

Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Skunk back

Send the skunk back to the woods!

Get the toxic person out of your life or place!

He cheated again, just send the skunk back to the woods!

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

Sprunk

To be fucked, either by another person or by yourself. Another word for screwed up or buncing.

"How did the race go?"
"I got sprunked hard by another racer."

"How did the race go?"
"I sprunked myself ."

by Diddlesmcfartwinkle February 12, 2017

spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.

Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!

by Mushy:P March 5, 2009

splunkhole

A hole for splunking

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

by Splunkhole fuckers July 27, 2018