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Shitopia

A dystopia mistaken for a utopia. A fool's paradise, or a hell on Earth. The worst of all possible worlds. A place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in shit.
Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.
by wondertrash September 2, 2009
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Mexican Shitoff

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008
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Spicock

Spicock can be defined 2 ways
1) A spicock is a spic with an extremely large cock
2) Calling someone a spanish Chicken
1) Man Jose is Such a spicock
2) My father is a Spicock breeder
by Spicock March 20, 2010
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Shito

Shito is a Ghanaian sauce that primarily consists of fish or vegetable oil, ginger, dried fish, prawns, crustaceans, tomatoes, garlic, peppers and spices. Shito literally means Pepper in Ga language.
Atiah: What will we eat for supper?
Rachel: Bread with Shito.
by joey6rings November 30, 2018
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shitoris

The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris
Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla
by Bill A May 28, 2006
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SITO

Shorthand for “sorry if this offends.”
SITO, but the ending to the Battle of Winterfell really sucked.
by Wyatt F. May 6, 2019
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“The Spicoli”

The sexual act of smacking a morbidly obese woman’s ass and proceeding to ride the wave created by the fat rolls on her ass like legendary big wave surfer Jeff Spicoli.
Bro I was fucking this fat bitch and she asked me to do “the Spicoli” on her!
by john4567 October 2, 2021
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