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Spidermine

n. or v. Spidermining is when you let loose an especially noxious silent-but-deadly in the aisle of a store, then hurry away so that nobody who enters the aisle can tell that you were the one that dealt it. Named after an invisible weapon in StarCraft that is dropped from vechiles and explodes on impact with an unsuspecting unit that runs over it.
"You may want to stay away from hair care section. I just dropped a couple of spidermines over there!"
by flm February 19, 2006
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spoderman

The knock off version of spoderman
Look it’s your friendly spoderman
by Venom2314 December 23, 2021
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Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 November 26, 2007
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Spidermelon

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009
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spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.
(can't think of example for spidermaning)
by Labac January 15, 2009
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Spiderman

While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"
Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!
by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008
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spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.
by Skullcutie July 13, 2013
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