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Sphincter Sense

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"
by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011
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Sphincter lilly

A playful way to refer to an asshole; either actual or metaphorical.
1) My sphincter lilly hurts after pounding out a hot stack.
2) You drank all of my soda, you sphincter lilly! :(
by Rundas October 27, 2011
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Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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Sphincter Scale

Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.
She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
by Noir September 6, 2005
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Sphincter Factor

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).
"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.
by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009
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sphinkter

Ass sphinkter says, what?
by ansf g February 4, 2004
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