ass spelunker

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

chunky spalunker

1. Bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. A vomiter.

"Eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my Yoo-Hoo...." said Alex "AJ" Lampe, after he prepared a cocktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

butt splunker

a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.

"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"


"that guy is a total butt splunker"

by skullking April 8, 2009

spelunker

Someone who is prone to sticking his penis in other peoples caves.

damn that rush is a spelunker

by fx August 12, 2004

Ass Spelunker

Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

by The Masticator April 12, 2006