spatch

the area between the testicles and anus

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

Spitchy

A spicer way of saying spicy or hot

" I felt like a sausage in a sausage wrap"

"A damn spitchy sausage"

by oldhag May 24, 2017

spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

spatchulate

It was up when i said my mate bentley uses a spatchula(cooking untensil)to please a girl.

Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole

Bentley Spatchulated sarah.
Sarah says to Bentley "Spachulate" me.

by Shepo August 4, 2004

Spatch

Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.

Did you see that spatch all over her leg?

by JayLum March 18, 2010

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008