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Cock spaniel

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.
Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!
by Triskallion December 30, 2008
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Spasian

An overly caucasian individual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!
You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.
by Padam September 12, 2011
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cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*
by BzBurger February 7, 2010
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spasgettiz

name for a super cool person/mod!! very nice andfunny no matter what anyone says :)
Guy 1: wow that person helped me with coding ,, such a spasgettiz 🫂
by novitskya September 5, 2021
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spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"
Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!
by Dynamize February 14, 2006
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The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
by nomanbags April 2, 2010
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English Toy Spaniel

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!
That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.
by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009
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