Spadge Dust

the excrement of a spadge, as per "a young fit cadaver"

by cadaver666 October 20, 2007

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Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

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1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

by Redsoxrichie March 12, 2008

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to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

by CG May 13, 2004

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Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)

"what do you call a spider's vag? That's a Spadge mate."

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a spadge is a cockey person who likes there family in the wrong way

your a right spadge you

by bob norris March 04, 2009

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After an unclean female has used the toilet, the next occupant walks in and utters “fuckin’ell. Someone’s opened a can of spadge in ‘ere”.

by TeamCharchie April 25, 2019

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