SoonTM

Description of an event which will take place at an unspecified time, most likely never. Trademarked definition of soon

1 - Have you heard about the Elder Scrolls 6 game?
2 - Oh yeah, I heard it’s coming SoonTM

Friend 1 - Hey are you coming to the party?
Friend 2 who is not going to the party - Oh yeah man I’ll be there SoonTM

by Hrlajdbgktnebbaf August 31, 2020

soona

Soona is a beautiful and exotic sautéed mushroom.

The Soona I had yesterday was quite delectable.

by Ghdkahd April 22, 2014

Sonam Gupta

An Indian girl you can't trust.

Don't date her. She's a Sonam Gupta.

by hhiker October 1, 2017

somnambowelism

Somnambowelism is a portmanteau or "frankenword" combination of the words "somnambulism" and "bowel," and it describes the activity of "sleep pooping," or getting up to take a dump in the middle of the night, without partial or total recall of the event the following day. Somnambowelism is not considered to be any more dangerous than normal somnambulism, but it is regarded as markedly more disgusting, potentially vile, and possibly catastrophic to the general cleanliness of your overpriced bed.

Upon realizing he was afflicted with the rare and unfortunate sleep walking disorder sub-classified as somnambowelism, Portnoy, immediately trekked out to Linens and Things and purchased dark brown bedsheets.

by Portnoy October 3, 2005

Sonam

Sossy for short. A guy who is really into the brown eye. He also gets easily annoyed with his best friend.

Sonam is a term for a Tibetan male who enjoys league of legends and hockey. He also loves the brown eye.

by Sossy1 November 27, 2021

soon™

an event that is communicated to occur within a relatively short timespan but in reality it is known to all parties that it will not occur for a relatively long time.

the new user interface will be released soon™

by _NULL_ May 2, 2022

satyam sonam

A girl who is very calm , sensitive, her soul is as pure and pretty as her face. She is emotional, a perfect friend material. If she is your love partner then you are A lucky guy. Always spread positive vibes around by her beauty and aura. She is talented, labouring and hardworking. Her passion comes first to her. Even she is in crowd but people notice her easily because she is so attractive and focused.

I love to have Satyam sonam in my life.

by Astrologer baba November 24, 2021