free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

Sortie

A small group of people, usually 15 or under, gathered in a house to drink alcohol and have some fun. Like a party but with less people.

Rob: Man, that party was off the heezay!

Nick: Jess never turned up, it was a fucking sortie you cretin.

by ZombieKitteh March 30, 2009

soetens

A typical definition for somebody with a higher form of intelligence, a very uncommon mix of social skills, leadership, good taste and sheer brilliance.

A Soetens can save your day !
Another Soetens won the nobel prize yesterday.

by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

sortie

an easy exit or a way out of something

they are on regular sortie

by RAjIV A November 10, 2003

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

Soutie

Descendants from rather civilized Englishmen who worshiped the dear Queen of England, supporting her in all her majesty, ensuring that the sun never sets on British soil, therefore securing a position in which their testicles would hang into all the oceans of the world while singing God save the Queen, having faith that they would bring human development to the rest of the world.

Hey stop being such a Soutie! I requested a brandy with coke, not tea!!

by met eish ja May 13, 2011