soapy helicopter 

When a man with gets his Penis (the longer the better), lathers it up in some bath/shower product, and proceeds to swing/rotate the penis on another person's head/face with the motion of a helicopter blade

Drogba was furious with Lampard's miss so after the game there was an 8inch black soapy helicopter waiting for him

soapy helicopter by Burnagelore February 7, 2009

soapy muffin 

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

soapy muffin by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.

I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.

Soapy Tenner by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007

Soapy Tit Wank 

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

Soapy Tit Wank by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Soapy Columbus 

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

Soapy Columbus by jaboc83 June 2, 2013

Soapy Dick 

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

Soapy Dick by Channman January 29, 2018

Soapy Booby Pic Day 

On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend

“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”

“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”

Soapy Booby Pic Day by imsolonelyandhornyomglol October 12, 2020