snowboarder

Someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. Including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from SSX tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. If people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. Most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. Bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. People who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then bitch about those people who are sat down. Calling a skier a bitch or a c*nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a prick. Wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like 'steez' 'shred the gnar' and 'badass mother fucker' doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. Snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social crap, including belittling other people. You snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. Yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to go where they cant. Bitch less ride more.
Peace.
Written by a snowboarder.

Snowboarder -A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding.

by CaraH March 26, 2007

St. Paul Snowblower

When a man cums in a man's (or woman's) mouth and he or she blows subsequent ejaculate from his/her nose, a la snow from a snowblower.

Nothing has smelled normally since I gave John a St. Paul Snowblower last Saturday night.

by ess&jay April 15, 2011

Dirty Snowblower

Anal fornification that results in a semen discharge in the female crevace followed by sucking the semenal discharge out and spitting it in her face.

I gave Kate a dirty snowblower then tossed her a towel and told her to dry her eyes.

by Action Jackson (mcChip and ho-kate) November 24, 2003

Snowbowling

Jerking off into a gapped anus.

"I caught the spare with my second rope snowbowling urmom last night."

by AL-ODB April 4, 2008

snowboarder

one who enjoys sliding on frozen precipitate in a general downward direction on a combination of wood and p-tex formed into a board.

that snowboarder just hit the most gnarly diamond back

by alarna January 28, 2004

snowblow

A french kiss following oral sex, when the ejaculated semen is not swallowed but mixed in the mouths of both partners.

Not to be confused with a snowball, which involves spitting said semen.

He thought she was kinky because she liked to snowblow, but she mainly enjoyed the kiss.

by GW II August 14, 2006

Snowbody

A white girl who only likes and dates black guys.

Person 1: Do you know Jane?
Person 2: Yeah I do. She won’t date me.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. She’s a snowbody.

by jakeyT31 January 9, 2020