Snorgteeslut

The models who appear in the ads for Snorg Tees. Depicted wearing shirts that have snarky comments.

Dude, did you see that snorgteeslut last night ? Yeah, she thinks she's so hot, but she is so not !

by 2m8rh8r February 5, 2010

Snorgtees

T-shirt company with sense of humor so bad they need a slogan, they use flat or almost flat girls (that's why I liked the Bustedtees company better). From what I've seen it was the second advertiser here, nowadays the ads are much more varied (tg).

you don't wanna see an example of Snorgtees humor.

by Dhatz September 1, 2009

snorktease

to tease someone while wearing a snorkle.

Yo, dude. I totally snorkteased that bitchass last night.

by Ariannaaaaaaa December 17, 2007

Snorgtees

Clever, funny T-shirts advertised by cute girls

I love the Pluto Snorgtees that the redhead shows, AND the redhead.

by pishimisak March 14, 2010

Snorgtees

Obnoxious t-shirts that are worn by anorexic girls in their late teens and early twenties. Alas, they are now advertised all over Urban Dictionary. People typically spend about fifteen dollars to wear them, which is the same number as their IQ.

Jenny: I just spent thirty dollars on two different snorgtees! I just couldn't think of a better way to spend my money!

Adam: That's because you can't think.

by GospelFucker April 17, 2010

Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

by your best idiot April 25, 2010

snorgtees

A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.

Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.

Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!

*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*

by Nooboob February 20, 2010