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Sneetch

Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.
"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"
by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009
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snert

SNERT is an acronym for Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit. It was created in 1994 in the Guide Lounge on America Online, as we were not allowed to refer to members as twits, twerps, or the like. A pact was loosely made between those present that we wouldn't tell members what it meant other than "a troublesome member". The word went on to be defined in at least twenty different ways by members and eventually moved out into the online gaming world.
Jerk1: I just fuX0red your sister!
Dude1: Go eat shit, snert boy!
by flurp November 25, 2006
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snext

send (someone) a text message on the sly; a sneaky text.
Erik sent Andrew a snext so that his friends wouldn't know he was bored.
by iamthebestattypingwithoutlook February 7, 2017
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Snezticked

Tiffany : God Jason fucked me so hard last night I snezticked after
Bethany : God what a fucking stud
by 4RG February 8, 2021
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snet

a word that can pretty much be used as anything. its the interchangable part of words
insult
u fucking snet
complement
thats quite the snet there
anger
SHUT THE SNET UP U BITCH
wife to husband:im stuck in this snet all day while your out snetting with your snets
hapiness
aw i love u, you big snet you
pleaseure
snet.... snet me! snetter! snetter!
Suprised
WOAH thats a big snet
discomfort
"GET THAT SNET OUTA MY ASS!!
by chris and mikey August 4, 2008
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STEFTI

STEFTI is a school in the Philippines which is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia. Like many other schools in the Philippines, this school is a different breed and has a limited edition kit!

Inclusions:
— Dumb students
— Drama everywhere
— Burned out gifted kids
Academically challenged kids

Limited Time Offer:
— Annoying Batches for JHS

— Gay students
— Strict Teachers

So what are you waiting for? Enroll your kid at STEFTI! The best school in the Philippines! Join now😉.
Person 1: Hey dude! Where’d you study for your JHS and Elementary years?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I studied at STEFTI.
Person 1: YOO FR? That school is lit!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?!
by your._.local.student October 21, 2022
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sneating

When a person goes on a date with someone they aren't interested in just so they can get a free meal. Usually done by women, cause let's face it, women almost never pick up the bill. Comes from the words sneaky and eating.
I was wondering why all these dinner dates from Tinder women weren't leading to a relationship. It turns out that women use Tinder for sneating now.
by wakkadoodooo January 17, 2021
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