An obsessive disorder which involves an irrational desire for a 'perfect smile'. The smilorexic is difficult to please with conservative cosmetic dental procedures and commonly is a victim of overly aggressive dentists called the 'Veneer Nazis'.
Smilorexia often involves compulsive tooth whitening, flirting with the dentist for discounted cosmetic treatment and extreme mood swings if the treatment does not result in a super-fake artificial smile.
Smilorexia often involves compulsive tooth whitening, flirting with the dentist for discounted cosmetic treatment and extreme mood swings if the treatment does not result in a super-fake artificial smile.
"The smile junky, no longer able to afford the expensive trips to the clinician, shudders in the corner of her apartment. Crumpled boxes of Crest Whitening strips in the corner. She boils the last contents of rembrandt whitening toothpaste in a spoon..."
(see New York Times - Smilorexia)
(see New York Times - Smilorexia)
by VeneerNazi September 1, 2010
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-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.
Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.
-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.
Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.
hence the reason why large sailboats will have a jet ski or jet boat on the back, just as we keep hotties on the backburner.
friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap
friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap
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n. 1) A man who enthusiastically engages in social, often college-organization based, activies. 2) A man who is excessively polite or happy to be in situations, often festive, in which most men would be sullen or unenthusiastic.
adj. 1) Of or pertaining to a smileboy, 2) Ingratiating, sycophantic characteristics that attempt to appeal to a larger group.
adj. 1) Of or pertaining to a smileboy, 2) Ingratiating, sycophantic characteristics that attempt to appeal to a larger group.
1)Pat purchased a liter of Anner's dad's favorite drink, Peach Schnapps. Later in the evening he initiated an extremely smileboy conversation, discussing economic and political events, grinning hugely and nodding solemnly.
2)"Wow, you look like a HUGE smileboy in these Christmas photos, dude."
2)"Wow, you look like a HUGE smileboy in these Christmas photos, dude."
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Get the sailboat emoji mug.An English man who works away that used to sail on his dads boat now sails his own with his woman as first officer claiming most that comes inbound. SH
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