Smellie

its when you're so disgusting that no one can stand your presence because of how much of a loser you are

Me: Dude stfu youre so smellie
You: oh :( ok ***kills self***

by Frick me daddy October 8, 2018

Smellish

A small insult, such as stupid, idiot, or mean.

Bob: Hey John, you TOTALLY failed that test! HA! HEY EVERYONE! JOHN GOT A 13/100 ON THE TEST!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

John: Hey Bob, at least I'm not smellish! HAHAHAHA!

by theritz226 October 8, 2010

smellie kellie

A person named Kellie, who is very smelly.
A Smellie Kellie usually has many boyfriends at a time. This includes but is not limited to number 1, 2, or 3.
If a Smellie Kellie is threatened she will either resort to screaming or telling you to suck her toes.
A Smellie Kellie also can't break the :30 or the 1:05
Self-conscious?
Also known as Sweaty Kellie, Stinky Kellie, Toe Jam, Smellie Toe Jam, SK, TJ, STJ, "oh my lanta" girl, "suck my toes" girl, and as Logan's girl.

Person: Hey what's up Smellie Kellie
Smellie Kellie: OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY LANTA, SUCK MY TOE 1, 2, AND 3, AND 11, AND 12, AND 15, AND 16, AND 18.

by Kellieandherboyfriendlogan February 16, 2018

Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

Smellies

A word a boy describes cologne or aftershave as when they do not remember what it is called.

Boy: “for Christmas I got some money, clothes and some nice smellies.”

Girl: “what’s smellies?”
Boy: “Like what men put stuff on to smell nice when they go out.”
Girl: “cologne?”
Boy: “ yeah that.”

by Weirdo170404 December 31, 2018

The smellies

When someone’s vibe is fine but their scent is committing crimes. Usually a mix of morning breath, mystery armpit, and “did you just wrestle a deli sandwich?” energy. Not a permanent condition—just a gentle nudge from the universe (or your spouse) that soap and toothpaste are about to be your best friends.

“Good morning babe…oh my, you got the smellies”

by 221B_Baker February 21, 2026

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014