smeg

the word used to censor swear words on www.Bushtarion.com

Hey lets atack Id# 1581
no you smeg head thats me!

by Fish May 29, 2004

smeg

A Brand of cooking implements

cheese grater, washing machines...

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

Smeg

A build up of cheesy deposits behind the hood or foreskin of the wang.

i have a smeggy schlong

by david sharp March 4, 2005

Smeg

1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet

2. Bong dirt

1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"

by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

smeg

noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.

"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.

by T.E. Bell May 29, 2005

Smegs

A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.

"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."

by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013

smeg

knob cheese

eww u got knob cheese

by Anonymous October 16, 2003