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big sunglasses

A fad that started with certain female celebrities who got black eyes from their husbands/boyfriends, but needed to make public appearances anyway. They aren't cute, or appealing in any way. Their only purpose is covering one's bruises and/or making oneself look like an uppity bitch by purposely hiding ones expressions behind a bitch-trendy facade.
Big sunglasses don't say "I'm better than you". They say "I think I'm better than you because he still loves me even if he does beat my ass every night after the show."
by D351 February 1, 2007
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big sunglasses

another retarded trend for the poser scenesters
jennie: do you think my big sunglasses are hot sex?
not a scene fag: no youre gay, only sex is sex and they make you look like a fly,stupid trendwhore
by huka luka muka August 13, 2005
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Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.
by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008
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dixie sunglasses

This is a woman who lives in the south and has two black eyes; she is always accompanied by a redneck or thug who tell her to shut her mouth.
Becky: I tole you they don have those shoes here.

bubba:Shut up bitch or I'll give you some dixie sunglasses.
by Derek Olford August 11, 2010
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roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.
“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses
by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021
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Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012
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Rain poncho and sunglasses

"Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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