by Jigglytits May 13, 2021
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A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
Get the Damian "long shlong" Wood mug.blessed all army’s with his cute fluffy hair that looks irresistible to pat, but HE BETTER LET THAT SHIT GROW MORE SO HE CAN PUT IT AS A MAN BUN!! ANOTHER MONTH OR DAY TO GET BLESSED UP BY HIM!! HES GOING THROUGH THAT MAJOR GLOW UP YALL ✨
by sus.areum September 5, 2019
Get the jungkook’s long hair mug.the hair owned by jungkook was long and soft but then sadly it was cut and the worst part was that we never saw a man bun :'(
girl one:did you see jungkook's long hair?!
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch
by yoongis three dollar chain October 13, 2019
Get the jungkook's long hair mug.When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019
Get the Dong a long sing a song mug.ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)
a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?
bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.
bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.
by kristen123 January 30, 2009
Get the erica's long and dirty ice tea mug."SHLONGLONGTIME"
by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020
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