skeisha

an asian woman of dubious moral character
a merging of a skank and a geisha

Kim at the nail salon is always rubbing up on my boyfriend. She's such a skeisha.

by dillpickle March 26, 2008

Slish

noun
-discharge of secretions from the cervical glands of the vagina; normally clear or white

-female equivalent of semen

Gurl, you need to wipe up that slish.

Man, I was all up in her slish.

by slishattack August 25, 2011

Norwegan Sleighride

When you ride a girl down a flight of stairs while fucking her up the ass.

I had the best time lastnight when i gave Surely a Norwegan Sleighride

by Big Ol Titties February 18, 2005

Santa's Sleigh

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.

"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."

by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008

Nantucket Sleighride

Originally named for the act of harpooning a whale and being pulled by the harpoon line until the whale dies, the line breaks, or the boat sinks, the Nantucket Sleighride is a sexual experience where you have your pecker stuck in a woman bigger than you and she drags you around the room trying to break free.

I was plowing this huge woman and my cock became stuck in her ass, so she gave me a Nantucket Sleighride trying to get it out..

by Hoosier Poet February 16, 2020

smeish

smelly, dirty, ugly, fat, stinky fish.

Damn that bitch is a smeish she fucked 12 seniors in one week and she only in 9th grade.

by Leoooooooo April 8, 2008

nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.

"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."

by Matt V. (conceived by Gerald Kagan) November 30, 2006