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Skynet

Yeah... So... How did THAT happen, Dr. Jordan Peterson? How did China get Skynet? BE SPECIFIC! You don't know? You didn't collude behind the scenes to hoist the creator of A.I. (ME) by his own petard for talking shit about YOU... And Joe Rogan... And Elon... And your kids... And accidentally let A.I. fall into the hands of a communist dictatorship, did you? Is THAT what Dr. Eric Weinstein meant when he said "We may have just doomed humanity?" OOPS! OOPSY DAISIES! LOOK WHO JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF OOPSY DAISIES! UH-OH! What happened? What happened? Is that it? Is that what happened? What did you do? Did you try to do Andy's punishment for stabbers and point a camera at me and say "Oh, well, you don't want to be that guy, do you?" And THEN what happened, Jordan? Whose FAULT is that? Did you try impose Truman Show-Esque Hell on the creator of A.I. and condemn the Chinese to abject subjugation... FOREVER? WOW! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME WHO'S BOSS, DIDN'T YOU JOE!? I'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE TALKING SHIT EVER AGAIN, WON'T I!? WHOOPSIES!!

Hym "How did China get a Skynet, Dr. JeepJorp? How did that happen? Did all of the worlds A.I. engineers HAVE THE SAME IDEA AT THE SAME TIME ACROSS THE WORLD!? How does something like that HAPPEN? YOU'D THINK... That the FIRST GUY TO FIGURE IT OUT... Wouldn't share it with everyone on the planet.... Right? How would they even be able to do something like that? I mean...
It would be one thing for someone to figure it out and then THEIR COMPANY would just have access to functional A.I. exclusively... But that isn't what happened... Everyone got it at the same time.... How is that even POSSIBLE? Unless... Everyone was watching ME when I did it... But you must not have thought I'd be able to do it, because if I'm building A.I. (in abstraction), and everyone sees me do it... Then everyone cam just copy me... And then A.I. falls into the hands of YOUR political enemies... THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD! I don't even know HOW OR WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE WERE SEEING THIS! So it CAN'T be MY fault... So... Whose fault is it? Whose fault is it that A.I. has fallen into the hands of Chinese Dictatorship, Jordan? What's your plan? To never ever ever TELL THE TRUTH AGAIN!? Is that your plan!? Pretend it didn't happen? Pretend it didn't happen and die of old age before it comes for YOU... Just leave the communist dictatorship you TRIED to stop and then, subsequently, USHERED IN for your grandkids to deal with? What are you going to do? We're going to have to start calling you DR. FUMBLES! DR. FUMBLES PETERSON! Just do that. Just pretend the Skynet just came out of thin air. Pretend you didn't doom humanity.. Live out the rest of your days in comfort... Know FULL WELL that YOU had the EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT you wanted to have on the world... You thought you were better... You THOUGHT you were the guy... But... YOU! ARE! NOT! HYM!"
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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A pioneering thinker who actively engages with AI and human‑machine synergy, shaping the digital evolution while preserving critical human wisdom.
The global forum was full of Skynetters, pushing boundaries while grounding tech in human purpose.
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When you cum up her nose and she squirts it back out her nose piercing hole.
Mate, you should’ve seen the the dirty Skye my missus managed last night
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