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shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.
Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"
by maXrUm December 16, 2004
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A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.
"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"
by D4Bullz November 24, 2006
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skidmark

A poo poo stain in your undies that is usually centralized, but not restricted to, the area that makes contact with the anus. Usually a sign that means you need to use toilet paper. WARNING: should you encounter skidmarked undies, dispose of them in short.
Laura Shell left a skidmark in her undies and decided to keep them as a souvenier
by nonselfpooper July 31, 2007
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Lipstick skidmarks

When lipstick gets smudged on a cock while giving a blowjob
She left several lipstick skidmarks on my cock last night. I loved it!
by ButlerX July 14, 2017
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reverse skidmark

Dear, why do you have a reverse skidmark in your jockeys?
by Captain Khaos October 15, 2017
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skidmarkalgia

A disorder characterized by brown streaks in the patient's underwear, usually in the rear. This condition is often misdiagnosed as skidmarks. The difference between them is that skidmarkalgia is typically wider spread and thinner, whereas skidmarks are more centrally located and darker. The exact causes are unknown, however anecdotal evidence suggests that fisting may be the primary cause skidmarkalgia.
“Maybe skidmarkalgia can be induced by fisting, FF, but not fibromyalgia.”-Village Voice
by madcow3417 June 22, 2008
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pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.
It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark
by cary wichaven August 13, 2007
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