skips

An offensive word that represents aussies.

fucking skips!

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004

Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009

Skip it

A phrase used to "skip" an argument between a group of people

Person1: Why did you leave the milk out?
Person2: You're the one who left it out
Person3: Can you two skip it already

by Galapplez September 12, 2019

skip skip skip

When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught

I asked her for an Eddie.. today, all i got was 'skip skip skip'. I think she prefers a man more like backdoor lenny according to toilet graffitti in The Quarter Gill in Partick

by Monkey Duster July 1, 2004

Skip

A derogatory word used to describe Australians, usually used by ethnic people. The term was coined from the TV show "Skippy, The Bush Kangaroo". The Kangaroo being one of Australia's native animals.

Matt: "You want to go to the footy on the weekend?"
Gino: "No way bro, what are you, a skip?"

by cRaZy-HuNNii May 19, 2005

Skipping

When a retard skips your post cause they didn't actually read it.

Damn, some of these editors don't know shit about skipping!

by learningisforthebest February 4, 2014