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sketchies

When someone is drinking whiskey out of a hip flask. This person may or may not have to be drunk. Usually used by another person who is also drunk and/or is really weird with too much energy.
Person A: <Takes out a flask of 100-proof whiskey and sips on it>

Person B: Is that whiskey?

Person A: Uh...Yeah...Do you want some?

Person B: OMGNOWAYTHATSSOSKETCHIESSTRAIGHTEDGELIFEFOR
LIFELOLHAHAHAAREYOUDRUNKYOUARESODRUNKRIGHTNOWLMAO
by iltimonster July 9, 2011
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sketchnasty

1. (adj.) sketchy and/or nasty.
along the same lines as sicknasty, except to describe something that is more sketchy.

2. (n) a person who is sketchy and nast
1. that old creepy stalker is really sketchnasty

2. get away from me, you sketchnasty!
by katherineee November 8, 2007
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Sketchnectady

A name for the sketchier side of Schenectady, usually used by female college students.
I never go out in Sketchnectady after dark!
by JIMorgan November 9, 2010
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Sketchtastically

Adverb of 'sketchtastic' -the combination of 'sketchy' and 'fantastic'. To move around in a sneaky way trying to stalk someone without him or her noticing, all while doing it in a fantastic manner.
Hold on a sec, I'm moving from room to room sketchtastically in order to get a picture of my ex in an awkward situation. Hope he doesn't see me.
by calibabe5490 July 15, 2011
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Sketchmaster

Someone who is soshady, bootleg, unreliable and a tease; they define the epitome of sketchy. These people are defined by being pre-madonnas, provocative, hard to get a hold of, secretive, seemingly popular, narcissistic and preoccupied with the wrong things. These people are only part human, because they so opinionated, they lost all disregard for other people's feelings or others attitudes towards them. And also loves their copy and paste via KoC.
Tigger2 was a complete sketchmaster with her opinions and total lack of consideration on other peoples opinions and loved to copy and paste conversations.
by loverboy676890 January 13, 2012
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Sketchetary

The primary assistant to a typically small- to medium-time neighborhood crystal meth dealer, quite often responsible for keeping the dealer themselves out of trouble and the operation running and profitable (the term profit subject to dealers' perceptions). This role is similar to the 'Sketchatary' in association with a dealer but is different in that the individual providing support is doing so out of a genuine interest for the dealer and their operation, as they often begin their arrangement based on prior trust and experiences as friends.

Roles of the average sketchetary typically include:
- Mobile phone receptionist
- Schedule coordinator
- Code-keeper (combinations, PIN's, etc)
- Chauffeur
- Gopher
- Security guard
- Accountant
- Personal assistant (grooming, wardrobe, etc)
- Party planner (and later, Party pooper)
- Voice of reason
- Whipping boy/Fall-guy

The job requires a high level of intrusion into their dealers' lives, often mistaken for being overly nosy or snooping about; to do their job well they must know what is going on, what comes in, what goes out, who has what and where at most times. Without a high level of trust between a dealer and their chosen assistant then neither one can do their job right.

If a romantic (or purely physical) relationship develops then the Sketchetary title does not apply; then they become just another skank looking for a free ride.

Sometimes a Sketchetary is referred to by the short-hand "SKTY", pronounced "skitty."
"You can call me any time you need something, just call this number and if you don't reach me my sketchetary will take care of you."

"Daniel sure is lucky he has JJ for a sketchetary, else he would have been busted for sure falling out at a slot machine last night. He got 'em both out of there before the pit boss could get security to haul that flail out back!"

"SKTY, get in here! Where the hell did you put my scale and baggies??"
"Well, um....you put the scale in the inside pocket of your overcoat as we got in the cab, it should still be there."
"What about my baggies? I gotta weigh this up before he leaves."
"We ran out of baggies when you dropped the last of them behind the couch at that last client's place. I'm running to the smoke shop now to get some more. And you're almost out of smokes, want one pack or two?"
by N.D. Creamer September 10, 2013
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Sketchesaurus Rex

Someone who is extremely sketchy and suspicious.
Ezra Fitz on Pretty Little Liars is so shady. He's a Sketchesaurus Rex.
by EPalms June 28, 2015
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