A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.
A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
by Bill 215 October 14, 2022
Get the Situationshipmug. When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.
Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?
Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment
Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea
Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment
Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea
by amour.princess July 23, 2019
Get the situationshipmug. by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019
Get the situationshipmug. Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.
by #adultproblems January 17, 2015
Get the situationshipmug. When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.
Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going
Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves
Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship
Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves
Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship
by kathykakes October 29, 2022
Get the Situationshipmug. Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.
girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship
by heyhey23girl2 June 15, 2023
Get the Situationshipmug. when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they cannot talk to anybody else this way.
when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
by totally not katie December 10, 2021
Get the situationshipmug.