Sircumfriend

An individual who only hangs out with you when it benefits him.

Amir: Yo Gemini is such a faggot he only wants to hang out when he needs a free pass to the gym
Navid: I feel you man, hes such a sircumfriend.

Amir: What?
Navid: You know a sir who cums when they want, when the cirCUMstance benefits them

by bignutsandicannotlie February 9, 2015

Sirchdrunk

When someone gets so drunk that you can slap that across the face and they carry on like nothing happened.

After the concert, Chris was sirchdrunk. I tried to shut him up, but he didn't even realize I had just slapped him across the face!

by Ktbee24 May 22, 2015

sighchology

The study of people's breathing-patterns to determine their sanity.

With all the irritable wheezing and puffing that cantankerously-deluded individuals often exhibit, a simple application of sighchology makes it obvious that said voluminously-respiring folks are indeed plumb loco.

by QuacksO June 5, 2019

Siracha nut

When someone put the cone tip of a siracha bottle in your dick hole and fills in up till there's a third nut. Called the siracha nut

Dude were out of siracha, dont worry I'll just whip out my siracha nut and fill you up

by Potentialnut November 17, 2019

SirCheeseLordOCheese

Me :)

SirCheeseLordOCheese is the most spiritually enlightened person out of everyone that has existed at least once in this insignificant spec of stuff called everything.

by The Enlightened SirCheeseLord December 25, 2020

Sirhaan

Sirhaan is a very handsome man and a great leader he love iman bhabhi and he is a lion and he is a very renowned lover boy of pakistan.

sirhaan is a amazing man

by gujjar999 November 22, 2021

Sirhan

A happy soul. She's a kind of person who will be there whenever you need her. She will always have your back.

Ayush and Sirhan are the best friends.

by Anonymous0712 November 26, 2021