syphilist

A list of things to do that you don't want that someone gives you, like syphilis.

Uggghh...my dad gave me a syphilist of things to do around the house. I hate watering the plants!

by Koalaman September 8, 2010

Super Saiyan Syphilis

It's that Summer breeze female whose Facebook photo looks nothing like she does in person who lies about having sex with your boyfriend, lies about even knowing him, Medicare frauding, pock Mark scar having, filter using piece of shit bitch.

Girl: hey I met this chick named Kristina at work today.

Guy: oh? How I think I know who you talking about, that manager at the Breeze?

Girl: yeah she don't know you. I thought my mom came into the office when I seen her Super Saiyan Syphilis ass come through the door.

by Executiveproducerjo December 23, 2019

sephilis

n. A highly contaigious disease which causes gross misspellings while in an internet chat room. Cannot be cured by Wang.

"When I found myself saying BIE to everyone, I realized I had contracted a terrible case of sephilis."

by Grammar Nazi February 20, 2005

Blakus-Syphilis-Itis

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.

That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.

by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012

syphilis

an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.

by NikiAna May 28, 2008

syphilis infected cum bubble

what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.

"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"

by LaFawnda February 13, 2005

snyphilis

An extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman's club. Can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. WebMD suggests contacting your physician immediately. Beware of warts.

I payed $20 bucks for Ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and I woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
Damn, I need to stop going to those gentleman's bars.

by Dr. Drip November 26, 2003