Subconscious Boner Syndrome

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.

John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"

by joshpicillo January 11, 2015

subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 22, 2014

Sibongumusa Magagula

A very clever and cute looking boy who lives in Swaziland, and grew up in Ngonini

Sibongumusa Magagula is the richest living soul

by Sakhile December 6, 2018

Siboney

A soulful, stylish, and goofy girl with a heart of gold and a love for love and honesty. She will always support you in being the best version of yourself you can be, and sees people for their spirit and kindness. She’s artistic and makes the most out of life.

Yo yo look! There goes that shorty Siboney! They say she’s the biggest vibe in town.

by Wild-timez November 23, 2021

sibongiseni

This is a name, a Xhosa and Zulu name for both male and female gender. Sibongiseni simply means help us give thanks.

Wheee Sibongiseni!
Sibongiseni yiza apha!

by Sibongiseni ndlumbini November 28, 2021

Sibongile

Loves KFC and NO MY NAME IS NOT KFC, or WINDEX,or anything else weird.... My name is SIBONGILE!

My name is sibongile try to get it right and no my name isnt kfc or windex.😂

by Lookylou March 8, 2018

Subconflict

1. A conflict that occurs on a submarine.

2. A substitute of one thing for a conflict instead
(I.E. A dog --> CONFLICT)

3. A fight that occurs in a subway.

4. A term coined in the 21st Century attempting to refer to a Conflict in a story–Not including the main Conflict.

1.
Teacher: What the hell is a "subconflict"?!?
Student: A thought formed by a distressed mind?
Teacher: haha.. No.

2.
P1: Hey that's my sub-sandwich!
P2: No, I ordered the one with Turkey!
P1: No! I did!
P1&P2 Together: It seems we've reached a subconflict.

3. I just walked my conflict and had to pick up it's droppings.

by Pathos and Bathos November 18, 2009