Studying 

(verb) A form of dying.

He committed studying yesterday. It was very sad.

Studying by silver2500 December 15, 2010

ninja studying 

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

ninja studying by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

Pseudo studying by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010

studying 

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

studying by Alexsai December 28, 2005

Studying 

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

Studying by Naokashi January 17, 2009

Studying 

This is when a man is checking out a women. A.K.A "Study" the girl.

Boy #1: "Dude what sup?'"
Boy #2: "Dude shut up I'am studying here!"

Studying by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

xtreme studying 

hardcore studying for at least 4+ hours at your local library, Borders, Barnes & Noble, etc...

"Hey, what'd you do today?"
"Eh, i burned most of my day Xtreme Studying"
"Werd."

xtreme studying by Confuscious4 January 11, 2008