shrink

One who is a head shrinker.

"so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?"

by sfg February 1, 2005

shrink wrap

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.

that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.

by trojan whores September 3, 2003

Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.

Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...

by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

Shrink Wrap

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.

"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)

by I-WIN March 7, 2009

shrink

racist word used against short asians

chink is a discriminatory word used against asians while if they were short you would call them a shrink
its racist AND it calls them short so its like two birds one stone

"Shut up you yellow shrink!" "Ain't no way the dog-eating shrink is talking"

by deadpool1738 April 26, 2023

shrink

someone to "help" you with yoru problems

The mistake most of us make is that the state appointed shirnks are our "friends"

by m2rockerchic November 16, 2003