shredding

a style of guitar playing characterized by extremely fast flurries of notes and extremely distorted tones. rusty cooley's style epitomizes shred playing. some other famous shredders are steve vai, joe satriani, and yngwie malmsteen. most shredders use ibanez or jackson guitars becasue of their thin flat necks, tremelo systems, very high output pickups and agressive looks among other factors. though loved by some, shredding is often attacked for being "unmusical" or just for show. some techniques commonly employed by shredders are tremelo picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics, extremely wide vibrato, tapping, two handed tapping, and a myriad of whammy bar tricks.

"dude jimi hendrix totaly shreds it up!"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"

by michael langdon August 12, 2006

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shrekking

Uses the 2001 Dreamworks character Shrek as slang. Similar to "Shrek off!" and "What the Shrek?"

"get out of my shrekking way" "you're so shrekking loud" "fortnite is so shrekking stupid"

by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016

Sheening

A 72 hour or more hooker, alcohol and blow extravaganza, sometimes ending in a hospital stay and/or death. Referencing the amazing behavior of the actor Charlie Sheen.

Oh, man, I was sheening like a total muthaf*^ker!

by Chef Mojo February 19, 2011

shrexting

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

by booty_swamp July 14, 2014