The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.
It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop
by monkeyhutch July 8, 2010
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by steven17 December 20, 2007
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She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
by Shordy’sBae August 31, 2021
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by Big Daddy Bisquick September 11, 2006
Get the Shodylopperz mug.An adjective used to describe things negatively...such as a poorly manufactured car. Not to be confused with shotty.
meaning:
1. "made with poor craftsmanship or with low quality materials"
2. "rundown and shabby"
3. "poorly or dishonestly executed (badly done)"
The term comes from way back in the day to describe making yarn out of scraps of clothing or low-grade wool, but is now used to refer to any number of things that are low quality, dishonest, or cheaply made.
meaning:
1. "made with poor craftsmanship or with low quality materials"
2. "rundown and shabby"
3. "poorly or dishonestly executed (badly done)"
The term comes from way back in the day to describe making yarn out of scraps of clothing or low-grade wool, but is now used to refer to any number of things that are low quality, dishonest, or cheaply made.
1. "I just got my car back from the mechanic last week and that jalopy already broke down again...what a shoddy piece of crap."
or
2. "those mechanics did a shoddy job fixing my car."
or
2. "those mechanics did a shoddy job fixing my car."
by mockarena January 26, 2009
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by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007
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