by ~{TPC}~ February 25, 2018
Get the Shoehorn mug.The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.
by Jacky got shoehorned January 29, 2008
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To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.
A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.
A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.
by Martles the Great February 12, 2009
Get the Shoehorn mug.A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.
by I'd shoehorn Jacqueline. January 28, 2008
Get the shoehorn mug.1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle
"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
by schlitznola May 31, 2009
Get the shoehorn mug.When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
by Warren Piece March 6, 2007
Get the Long Island Shoehorn mug.there is a girl and a guy in the mountainman position. Under the girl is another girl eating her out. As she is eating her out, the guy puts his dick is the girl getting eaten out. Before he cums, he pushes the girls off the rockwall then sprays the cum down on their stomacks. He jumps down and rubs his belly in it
by brankle June 28, 2009
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