Shmupy

Lovey dovey stuff that someone says

What she's saying to him is shmupy

by Marshowmy January 14, 2019

holy shnippits

a way of saying 'holy cow'

HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!

by j to tha a to tha ckie January 3, 2005

Shinups

A new form of lower leg exercise created by Ralph Drabble on accident. You need to have a table very close at hand to do this. While walking up to the table, you slightly bang your shin bone against it emitting a loud 'YEOOW!', then hopping back and massaging your shin and ankle. This is repeated several times to complete the set. Not only does it toughen the shin bones, it also makes the ankles more flexible.

Ralph: (he's walking into the room) Hey! Do you want to help me with my Shinups? I haven't done them in a while. My shins are getting so weak and I usually have tough shins, you know?!

Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?

Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!

June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!

Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!

Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!

Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!

June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)

by Dusty's Baby Powder May 18, 2011

Schnup

Schnup (ʃnʌp) -noun, per. An extreme idiot or shithead. Used to describe a person who excessively uses the "Your mom" comeback or YOLO.

Person 1: "Oh man, it's so dark in here"
Person 2: "Haha, that's what your mom said!
Person 1: "Oh my God, you're such a Schnup!"

by Mxman02 April 11, 2013

Oh shnap

"Oh snap" with an added flare of lisp.

See also: I went ther.

John: Nice sweater Jim! It looks like your mom knitted that for you!

Riley: Oh shnap.

Jim: That's because she did. Bitch.

John: Oh. Well then!

by Mr Tom guy May 26, 2009

Shlup

One who acts in a foolish manner or stupidly.

You are being such a shlup.

by Rusty anglin December 14, 2002

Shnap

When one takes a nap while sitting on the toilet. The shnap generally occurs at the work place and is the result of over eating, a bad hangover, boredom or a combination of the three. In order for one to take a shnap, he/she does not need to actually take a shit. The purpose of the shnap is that toilet may be the only place an employee can nap during the day.

I was so hungover on Friday that I went and took a shnap around lunch time. When I woke up 15min later I tried to stand up, but my legs were completely asleep, so I sat down and took another shnap.

by mountie21 October 14, 2009