Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

by johncasper July 6, 2011

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

shlumpy

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

by Kristina G. August 13, 2005

Shlug

A shoulder movement that's a cross between a shrug and a shlub. Foster the People frontman Mark Foster's signature move during live shows.

Person A: What is that shoulder movement you're doing there? I can't tell if you're shrugging or shlubbing.
Person B: You're right. I'm actually shlugging. I went to a Foster the People concert last night and saw Mark Foster doing it. I gotta say, it's really catchy.

by pianomagic November 22, 2011

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

Shluph

The sound made when the penis is inserted into the vagina

Guy 1 : "when we heard the shluph we knew we werent gonna stop!"

Guy 2 : "SWEET! me and my girl havent gone as far as hearing the shluph

by Deffer November 2, 2009