Shlime

noun

Meaning “forever” or “your forever”. Your Shlime is your soulmate. Someone you can’t live without, someone that brings you joy by just existing, someone you’ll go to the deep end of the universe and back with without question. You love you Shlime with all your heart and they are... forever.

Shlime is used as a title, for example:

Jimmy: Ay John is your friend Dee-ny coming to the park camp out party

John: Excuse me? My friend? You mean my Shlime*. Don’t even say her name, say your Shlime next time

Dee-ny: Shlime?

John: Shlime!!!!!

Dee-ny & John: 🕺🏾💃🏻

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Word Created by Dan. E & Jam. U

by DJForever🧘🏾‍♂️ May 19, 2021

slimer

the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

by jv May 31, 2004

Milwaukee Slimer

The act of hiding in a girlfriends room covered in a white sheet dressed as a ghost. Then, when she is sleeping you spook her and ejaculate on her creating a scenario in which a ghost haunted her and touched her with its ectoplasm. You then knock her out and proceed with the Milwaukee Ghost Buster.

"So guys, I think its time for the Milwaukee Slimer. She will never see me cumming."

by teddygrahams March 2, 2009

slimer

A variety of turd which has a smooth surface and is free of voids.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Shimeri

A degenerate human being. Mostly a weeaboo with no bright future.

Shimeri is a person with many mental disabilities.

"Hey did you hear about Shimeri?"
"Yeah, I'm moving to Mars."

by Shimeri June 20, 2017

Slimer

A mass produced hot dog made without the use of a natural casing, a "skinless" hot dog or wiener. Percieved as lower quality. Term is mostly native to western Wisconsin

We can't serve slimers, people will kill us. They are very particular about their meat here

by Words with J September 24, 2019

perfect slimer

a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.

This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006