shlarpa

An ugly female (usually out of shape and badly put together) who tries to be sexy.

Did you see that shlarpa that he was with? Oh, so gross, she was filthy, I feel sick.

by Angus Tasmania November 22, 2021

Shlormph

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

by JommyBob June 27, 2023

shlormp

a semi abstract art style typically depicting weird head shapes and extra facial features

'wow dude i love that shlormp art you're working on"

by assortmentofrandomletters January 2, 2025