shitsurfing

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

by Pagawaga September 13, 2016

shitsuvius

When you take a poo and it ends up exploding angrily out of your ass like Mount Vesuvius

Hey man, don't go in that bathroom..I just took a real shitsuvius.

by RJMaxx February 17, 2017

shitsuperalerdick

something that means your jerking off and your mom walks in and your frozen (scream this word)

you:FUCKING SHITSUPERALERDICK MOM KNOCK ON THE DOOORRRRR
Your mom: *wink wink*
you:*wink wink*

by shitdude August 21, 2018

shitsucker boy

A common reference on tiktok to the tiktoker @mar.chambers who has been part of many controversial topics.

Hey dude did you hear about shitsucker boy saying the N word again?

by mar.chambers March 2, 2021

Shitsuationship

A shitsuation but worse. Messier. Low effort. Emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. Could be work, personal, etc.

This work place is such a shitsuationship

by Moxieone January 28, 2026

Shitsuationship

A situationship but worse, messier, low-effort, emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. A vibe that leaves you felling drained instead of excited. It’s the kind of dynamic where you catch yourself thinking. “ Why am I even doing this?”

Wow , this work place is a shitsuationship

by Moxieone January 28, 2026