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Shitpost status

A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have
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Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

Shitlister 

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list
Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister
Shitlister by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

Shitmonster 

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.
Shitmonster by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011
Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.
Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!
shitester by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017

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r/shitposting 

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that