shitkitties

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shlittle

Shortened version of little shit

Bro that shlittle just stabbed me with a knife!

by ITZEXEED July 26, 2022

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022