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shitformance

Usher gave the worst shitformance ever on the VMAs last night.
by Joel Christopher March 24, 2008
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shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.
1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.
by BeeDT June 12, 2010
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Shitfuckton

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.
How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!
by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010
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shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass
"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)
by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017
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shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness
The car is over there shitfuck
by magnarider June 12, 2006
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Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.
Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.
by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011
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Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008
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