*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
by benzxp January 27, 2021
Get the *shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*mug. What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
Get the POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHITmug. not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.
by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025
Get the That shit is fartsmug. by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023
Get the Take a shit fartmug. by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
Get the shit piss cock fartmug. An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
Get the I shit fart pee peemug.