Shitlock

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

by DarkStormy March 4, 2015

no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

by C-Mills June 10, 2010

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

shitlock

A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.

Dude, don't be such a shitlock !

by wq May 15, 2008

Shitlocks

Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks

by MikerB August 25, 2015