sharing your opinion

The best way to piss everyone in the room off.

When Jeff started sharing your opinion everyone got pissed off.

by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

by the cartune man October 6, 2016

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz November 12, 2007

sharing is caring

When you have something (usually food) and your friend wants some, its common to use this phrase.

*le you eating pizza while friend walks up*
Them: Can I have some?
You: No.
Them: Sharing is caring!
You: I don't care.

by Bob the Magic Taco May 16, 2012