Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.

Daniel shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 14, 2008

Shawshank round

To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.

Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.

by MyHaberdasher October 1, 2009

Shawshank Pie

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.

Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.

by gizdor April 29, 2009

shawshank

Morning ritual, Shit, shower shave and wank.

Felt much better after my shawshank this morning.

by Andy13 May 31, 2005

Shawshanks

The slang for cigarettes, used by british teenagers. Most commonly used when discussing strong cigarettes e.g. Lucky Strikes.

Jack Sweet you got the shawshanks?

No Thom i only brought Leaf and Twine!

by JackThomRoman January 12, 2009

Shawshank

See shank for root definition.
Verb: to lift up your leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart at the exact same time as a loud noise, to avoid being heard, much like the lead character in The Shawshank Redemption hit the pipe with the stone during the storm.

I was at my girlfriend's house watching a movie with her parents, and I really needed to shank one, so I waited until an explosion and shawshanked it perfectly. They never heard a thing so no one knew where the smell came from.

by whodemscotts July 8, 2011

shawshank

To wriggle through a tube like area full of filth

Stewie said to Brian, "Maybe you should forget about your pride and worry about the creepy crawlies shawshanking their way out your balloon knot."

Family Guy

by Milton Waddams January 27, 2007