Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

Shaws

The place I myself hate working at the most out of anything. Your grades will drop. You will lose your social life. Your moral will drop until your not sure if your working day or night but in a continuous phase of: Greeting,Offering, and Thanking and also the occasional furious customer mad about prices or something else that you've tried to do, but cannot please the customer for some odd reason that they take out all their problems on you because it's such a hard job being a stay at home soccer mom that is aging away and cannot stop it. This is shaws...

Shaws employee: GET ME THE HELL OTTAU HERE!!!!!!
Boss: Yous still have 8 hours left..
Shaws employee: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dartmouth_Man July 20, 2009

Shawshank

To graciously accept all the indecencies and indignities that your current situation throws at you with a quiet grace and a pleasant smile; all the while patiently digging your way out of that situation with a spoon. Then one day everyone around looks up and notices that you are suddenly not there anymore, having escaped the bounds of your unpleasant environment and escaped to a better place.

"Fuck I hate this job, but I figure I can Shawshank it for a few years until I can move to Costa Rica"

by bourbonbaby June 10, 2008

Shawshank

The act of breaking through a barrier, such as a wall or door, through slow-tedious repetitions over a long period of time.

Nigel shawshanked his way into his friend's dorm room, eagerly anticipating his eventual surprise penetration.

by JewishHam June 22, 2014

shaws

the hell in which i work... a place to buy your groceries...and flowers...the people that work here do not like you...they do not have a shaws card you can scan...they do not know if it is buy one get one free...yes they have stamps...no you can't just buy one...they will bag for don't get all upset because there's no bagger...it is nice if you bag for yourself though...lazy...

Have a Nice Day :-D

Thank you for shopping at Shaw's have a nice day.

by Amy Chen April 26, 2004

Shawshank Syndrome

When you're about to go somewhere but then you stop to watch a movie on cable, even though you have that movie on DVD and can watch it anytime you want.

1st guy: Hey dude, let's go out to a club tonight

2nd guy: Ah, i wish i could but Spiderman 2 is on tonight and i want to watch it.

1st guy: Don't you have that movie on DVD though?

2nd guy: Yeah, but it's on tonight. I wanna watch it.

1st guy: Bro, You've got Shawshank Syndrome!!! oh and Spiderman Sucks

by Eddykid September 20, 2009

shawler

A knit or crochet hybrid between a shawl and a sweater. Most commonly, a shawl with closed cuffs.

Her shawler was her most fashionable warm-up shawl.

by Knit & Crochet Cafe June 17, 2010