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Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 21, 2010
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Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
by Schieze December 27, 2015
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Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.
I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.
by Banana & Split April 14, 2022
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Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.
I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.
by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022
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Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?
by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021
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shootcakes

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss
man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now
by dace12 June 26, 2008
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Sharcker

A portmanteau of Shocker and Shart. The term Sharcker refers to a situation when someone performs the sexual act of The Shocker and the receiving partner responds by Sharting.
One time I slipped a girl the shocker and she retaliated by sharting. It was an all out Sharcker!
by johnnybuttj July 4, 2008
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