Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.

I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.

by ABKT111017 December 2, 2018

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019

shark attack 3

the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.

actual quote in shark attack 3:

girl-im exhausted

guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?

cut to sex shower scene...

by datdick October 8, 2011

shark attack in the aquarium

When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.

Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium

by plantismantis January 13, 2023

shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

by tom-o May 8, 2003

Mud Shark Attack

The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.

Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym

Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.

by pureplaya99 January 1, 2012

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015