shapirical

Adjective: a serious opinion that can't be discerned from parodying, typically from a pseudointellectual.

"Ben's opinion on the job market is shapirical."

by TheCaptian August 26, 2020

Ben Shapiro

The man who is infamous for reading the words There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house.

Person A: hey do you know Ben Shapiro?
Person B: isn’t he that guy who said There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house?
Person A: yes

by In desperate need of help May 18, 2022

Ben Shapiro

Okay, now let's say hypothetically, you happened to be a dirty mean leftist. Then that would mean that you are destroyed. I destroy the left wing. You said abortion was okay, then I said your mom was gay.

Ben Shapiro:"Most people don't know this but my wife is a doctor"
Leftist:"Okay Ben Shapiro"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 22, 2021

Shapiro

A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.

My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!

by JLM1975 August 14, 2020

Ben Shapiro

A reactionary pundit whose career began whith two books he published before he turned 22. A brief list of his activities include being editor in chief at Breitbart News, co-founding Truth Revolt, and hosting The Morning Answer. Now he whines on the Ben Shapiro Show and The Daily Wire over how most Americans are not enthusiastic about civil law being based on fundamentalist theology.

The gay couple were enjoying a romantic date over pork chops until an observing Ben Shapiro called their choice in diet worthy of capital punishment.

by The Goodman Scholar April 29, 2023

Ben Shapiro

A radical anti-left republican who smells bad and is potentially in the closet.

According to Ben Shapiro's wife's (now deleted) twitter likes, he should really buy deodorant.

by Gremlin-chan August 3, 2023

Pulling a Ben Shapiro

Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.

How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?

Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.

by Professor Caitlin May 3, 2022