Semen Skin

A white person; Refers to the complexion of white people just like Bird Shit.

"These Semen Skins are out of control in 2019".

by IBTAL September 27, 2019

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

semen burger

The act of ejaculating into your crushes burger while preparing it on July fourth

Yeah last night I semen burgered Samantha at the party

by Big daddy Darrel October 18, 2018

Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

by QuetzTBD December 2, 2016

Seener

A person who sees text messages but doesn't reply or replies usually very late

seener can be defined as annoying feature and it occurs in different social communication applications where is possible to see if the person has seen the message, like for instance in Whatsapp, Facebook and Snapchat.

by everydaylifevine January 28, 2015

Deadly Semen Backup

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

by wslngy January 9, 2015

semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016